Funny Shit to Say Against Your Bf While Playing Fortnite
Hello, concerned father here.
Hello everyone, concerned Christian Father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me. German Fortnite kid with Cola
My mom allowed me to drink cola, how cool is that? Now I can play Fortnite, and drink cola. Yippeee! Meine Mama! hat mir einfach erlaubt das ich Cola Trinken darf wie cool ist das bitte! Jetzt zock ich Fortnite und trink Cola! YIPEEE! Season X is Here
Season X is here, and the world is destabilizing, FAST. But, don't worry! That means there's a ton of new ways to play Fortnite. From the B.R.U.T.E., a new 2 player vehicle that packs some serious firepower, to mysterious rift zones, that alter your favorite POI's in unexpected ways. Huh, that's weird. Season X delivers new experiences for all players to enjoy. There's new places to explore, secrets to uncover, and the world you play today may not be the same world you play tomorrow. In addition to all-new gameplay found in Season X, there's also a brand new battle pass, that will introduce new dimensions to some of your favorite Fortnite characters in ways you've never seen before. And at tier 100, you'll unlock Ultima Knight. Plus, don't forget, there's new emotes, gliders, wraps, and more to earn as you advance through the pass. The battle pass is available right now, for just 950 V-Bucks. We'll see you, in-game. Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah
Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah at pleasant parks while he was trying to run solo squads. Knowing he was weakened, I told my squad to stay high ground while I engaged him on my own. He had worse loot and no heals but he's an amazing player. He is so fucking powerful. I'm not cracked enough at the game to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and ran out of heals. His edits are immensely cracked and he cranks 90s at an ungodly speeds. I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting default skin. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue climbing the Fortnite ladder. I'm currently using medkits and mini shields that my squad gave me to try and heal as quickly as possible. Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together (maybe even cross team) if we want to shit on this god. Please fortnite i really Like big boob
Please fortnite i really Like big boob Like it would Be big and Add sex so i can Sex th e skin And Feet is Sex too Can there be special emote for big boo skin where is will Take off cloth And show be Feet and I will be like mmm Sex so much I feet Yes! Plaese Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin
I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏 soderstenblas1966.blogspot.com
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